“Hey, I think the title says it all. I’m an 18-year-old virgin with student funds to pay and I’m looking to sell my first time right here. I’m brunette, 34C, green eyes, all in proportion and good looking.”

And she found a buyer!

“I’ve been offered the money in cash and I’m going to do it this Thursday. Sorry I’m at work so I can’t speak any more,” she told The People.

Wasn’t me. I swear!! Though I wish, like some of the Fark commenters indicated, that there was a photo to go with the article.

stuff.co.nz (via FARK.com)

Update:

This isn’t the first time this has happened. Ask Rosie Reid.

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